Best 17 quotes of David Eschenlohr on MyQuotes

As long as they don’t harm the environment, pay taxes, and don't do it in my bed, it’s none of my business.

Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that.

Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water.

Even though I approached girls relentlessly, I wasn't really approachable myself.

Facing different options, you must always choose the one that makes you most uncomfortable, the one that creates a tingling feeling of excitement inside your body.

If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.

I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)

I’ve always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don’t mind. Russell Brand has one, too.

My dick’s wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse.

Obnoxiousness had covered up my insecurities.

The ego is a mean mechanism which mobilizes the absolute strongest rationalization traps in order to preserve itself.

Traveling equals having experiences which translate into more opportunities for exposing incorrect ideas about life.

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window.

While aloofness might fascinate others and makes them respect you, it will never allow for intimacy and profound relationships.