Best 44 quotes of Joey Comeau on MyQuotes

Joey Comeau

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Being in love is totally punk rock.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don't feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I don't know what you believe in. I believe we just stop. Because if we move on to an afterlife, any kind of afterlife, that means there will be other people there. I'm tired of the chit chat. Oh, that is a handsome boy. He takes after his grandfather. Did they change the breakfast again? It tastes different to me. For Eternity? No thanks.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    If at first you don't succeed...run.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Listening to music that I hate calms me down.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    When I played doctor I played to win.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    And if words mean something to you, if an idea moves you, aren't you changed, just a little?

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Goodbye forever" is the perfect joke, because forever is impossible. Every night I say it, and every morning I see my father again. Forever is meaningless. Tough talk, an empty threat. Forever is our secret handshake. Our code word. Our decoder ring. Not a measurement of time at all. I know this because "Goodbye Forever" comes easily. The passage of actual time is much more difficult.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of himself into the comic. I love the silliness too, the dancing Snoopy strips. The little boy Rerun drawing "basement" comics about Tarzan fighting Daffy Duck in a helicopter. Those are the bits that keep me reading. The funny parts! The fun parts. The silly bits that don't make any sense. And when I get to the sad lonely Peppermint Patty standing in a field wondering why nobody shook hands and said "good game," well, it works because that's not all she was. I try to think that way about everything. That's the kind of person I want to be.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled. Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Look at that house, so quiet and willing. If there is a good way to die, that's it out there. Graceful and calm in the face of inevitability. It feels generous, almost. Beauty and reassurances are not for ourselves. Of course death will come. And of course there is no good way to die. There is no peace. A weight will not lift. A leaf will not fall. But we can pretend.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world." "What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his daughter. "Any sane person would have told me to go to the doctor. I'm seeing a headless apparition every day. Maybe my medications are conflicting. You should see the list of side effects on this stuff.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    The moon landing is not bullshit,” Jane said quietly. “The moon landing was faked,” Caitlin said. “Everybody knows that.” “Fuck you! You were faked!” Jane said. She shoved Caitlin hard against the lockers.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on the shelf. "I can't put my finger on why exactly, but it doesn't seem right for a couple of young ladies to be out there in the middle of the night, obsessing over their telescopes.

  • By Anonym
    Joey Comeau

    Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?