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Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head. His head unfortunately lay some three feet away — an insurmountable distance for even the most robust circulatory system.

...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean." "Wow that would be terrific," I said

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness.