Best 26 quotes of Bill Gaede on MyQuotes

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as 'physicists,' yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

After a handful of geeks sequenced the Neanderthal genome and found a 2% match, they opened the flood gates to hundreds of geneticists that now make a living telling you what diseases you inherited from an extinct Arctic ape.

A geneticist is a geek who claims to have proven through regression analyses that a Neanderthal had sex with your great-grandmother 50,000 years ago.

A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.

A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can't tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.

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Geneticists are a group of mathematicians who have taken over the Neanderthal Paleontology Guild. They call the shots now.

If you want to know whether God exists, all you have to do is define the word 'exist'.

Survivalist without a cause is a hunter. Prepper without a cause is a gardener.

There are problems humans cannot solve, to wit: density dependent birth rates, loss of genetic diversity, the overturning of his population pyramid, traveling to the nearest star, and the extinction of Man.

We are the last generation of humans on Earth!

You can recognize a mathematical physicist because he always asks you for your credentials or lists his without you asking for them.