Best 3 quotes of Joshua Donellan on MyQuotes

...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.

I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.

...we've already had one horrible thing happen today, which means that if you think about it the odds of anything else horrible happening again in the next few hours should now be quite low.