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Kristin Walker

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    And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three times, and I haven’t figured it out yet.” She snorted. “I figured out how to call a lawyer, though.

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    And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither a porn star or a prostitute.

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    He isn't so bad." "You're not fake-married to him.

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    I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?

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    I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' 'I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.

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    Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?

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    She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar. Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.

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    Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.

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    Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.

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    You're not gay, are you? What?! I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly. I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.

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    Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.