Best 29 quotes of Jim Davis on MyQuotes

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

When all else fails, look cute.

When in doubt, pig out!

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

I've never met a lasagna I didn't like

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.