Best 14 quotes of Allan Sherman on MyQuotes

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl--everything.

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.