Best 21 quotes of Bobby Heenan on MyQuotes

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!