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    A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

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    Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

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    Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

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    I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

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    I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

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    If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

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    I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

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    It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

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    I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

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    Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

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    Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

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    The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

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    The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

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    The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

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    What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

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    You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.