Best 9 quotes of Daven Anderson on MyQuotes

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice. I tap Zetania's shoulder and ask, "What's a precipice?" "A cliff's edge," she whispers. Precipice. Must be a French word.

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha.

You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.