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    Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.

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    My nickname when I was young was Teddy, so people would call me Teddy Bear.

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    My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear!

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    Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.

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    A god without wrath, without intimidation, without punishment, without hell? It would be a paper tiger, a teddy bear!

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    Virgo: Your teddy bear will reveal that he is pregnant and will require counseling.

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    Hey. My life’s not all about weird little creatures pretending to be teddy bears.” From Tribe of the Teddy Bear.

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    But the most wonderful thing of all, our highest achievement and the one thing for which I pray we will always be remembered, is stuffing wads of polyester into an anatomically incorrect, cartoonish ideal of one of nature's most fearsome predators for no other reason than to soothe a child.

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    He wanted to reach through the phone and hug his partner, who was, for all intents and purposes, a large teddy bear with a gun.

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    I, um, I thought you might want this back.” I pull out the battered old teddy bear and hold it toward him. He frowns and shakes his head and doesn’t reach for it, and I feel like he’s punched me in the gut. Then my baby brother slaps that damned bear out of my hand and crushes his face against my chest, and beneath the odors of sweat and strong soap I can smell it, his smell, Sammy’s, my brother’s.

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    Okay, I'll take the pink one with the torn ear.' The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. 'Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.

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    You're a big, lovable teddy bear.

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    A bear remains a bear - even when most of him has fallen off or worn away.

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    You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. You’re one of us now—the Tribe of the Teddy Bear.” From Tribe of the Teddy Bear