Best 52 quotes in «cruise quotes» category

It’s a diamond isle of paradise beneath a black sky! Welcome to a crisp Italian January! We’re so much more than lavish travelers now… We’ll go down in history, Down like this vessel that sank so swiftly, Down to the depths below… These angels are splashing through neon casinos, Lifeboats are launching, and first up’s Schettino . Don’t blame him, he claims he fell in! That’s why he’s safe and we’re sorry. Vada a bordo, cazzo! Our beautiful floating carnival is DYING! Velvet carpets soaked with seawater, elevators sealed shut! The sour taste of death flows through in waves, Pulling people down to icy graves, Down to the depths below… Who am I? I’m his purser, and I might survive, If the coastguard realizes I’m still alive. For now I’m down here, as you might overhear, At the trial where he’ll share his story. Vada a bordo, cazzo!

Oh, it was easy to see why people had whirlwind shipboard romances, for it was a temporary journey into fantasy, where dreams could come true--if only for the duration of the cruise.

My ship – the Demeter, was a star-liner operated by the Red Star Line. I say ‘was’ because of the events you will read about in this account. This is a long letter, I know, but I had quite a long time to write it. You probably already know this, having seen the commercials running on all the major channels for the last twenty years or so, but the Red Star Line is the largest cruise operator in the known universe. Unless something has changed between now and by the time you read this, this is probably still true. In fact, customers of the Red Star Line get more quality, value for money – and smiles by Demeter than they do anywhere else. Okay, okay. It’s an old joke – corny for sure, but what the hell.

The boat from India was a crowded place; all long sea voyages on boats feel crowded. When you are stuck at sea for weeks there is nowhere to escape from people.

Always stay sharp on railways and cruise ships for transit has a way of making everything clear.

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows.

A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.

Audiences in every medium are becoming far more savvy. No one goes to watch a Tom Cruise movie any more just because it's starring Tom Cruise.

I always think I'm the Tom Cruise of music - a lot of success and fans, but no critics, darling.

Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.

I didn't have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's marriage. (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt's break-up)

God I hear you giving me an earfull but I'm gonna cruise in 5th gear until I'm near you.

I don't care what Tom Cruise says about therapy.

I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

I love Tom Cruise. When Penelope Cruz is through with him, I'm next.

I don't like cruises. Period. My biggest nightmare is being stuck on a boat.

It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now that they've said it, I see it every time I look at him!

I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis.

I studied Tom Cruise running in all the Mission Impossibles. I think he's one of the best screen runners.

I was never the best-looking guy; I was never the Tom Cruise-looking guy.

I was never the ingenue or the pretty girlfriend of Tom Cruise in a movie. I didn't have that career, so I don't have to compete on that level.

Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy.

I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones' to get some money, to finance this earnest work, and then I chucked it out.

Living in London is like being on a luxury cruise liner.

I was particularly stunned by the casting of Cruise, who is no more my Vampire Lestat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler.

My favorite thing to do is put my headphones on and cruise around the old neighborhoods.

I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin.

My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.

Now, after divorce with Tom Cruise, I can wear heels.

My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face.

Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes

The war on terror, I believe, will be waged by effective intelligence and police work and cruise missiles.

The guy [Tom Cruise] is a machine.

The Church used to be a lifeboat rescuing the perishing. Now she is a cruise ship recruiting the promising.

The truth is that entrepreneurship is more like a roller coaster ride than a cruise.

Tom Cruise has-we all have-the right to practice how we feel...don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

Tom Cruise, he's a lot more famous than me.

Well, I have many models of Prius that got recalled, but I have a new model that didn't get recalled. This new model has an accelerator that goes wild, but only under certain conditions of cruise control. And I can repeat it over and over and over again--safely.

We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship.

Well, when you've had Tom Cruise play you, anything else is a comedown.

You know how many movies it took Tom Cruise before he was making 5, 6 million dollars? It probably took a billion dollars in box office.

When I got the job, I was sure that I wasn't going to get the job because Tom Cruise almost got the job.

You just sort of let them go for a while, but it was time to have something done to my teeth. I'm glad. It's going to be good. Tom Cruise has braces now, too. I'm right in style.

What we do is entertainment. They wouldn't go to Tom Cruise and ask if his movies are fake. We provide entertainment. I would rather someone tell me I am not entertaining than ask if what we do is fake.

I can't imagine why people come on cruise if they don't want to mix and be cheerful. One might as well stay at home and be depressed.

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

G’day, ladies and gentlemen. Damien your cruise director here.