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    My recollection of the higher school certificate, which involved a practical exam in physics, was being confronted with an experiment involving a sort of barometer arrangement, wondering why I couldn't make it work.

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    Patients know in a heartbeat if they're getting a clumsy exam.

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    Schools are not exam factories for the rat race.

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    Some things are sent to test us. Clearly you must be good at problem solving if you are being set tough exams.

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    Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

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    President Obama still places far too much emphasis on relentless testing with standardized exams.

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    Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.

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    The educational system is pretty much geared to passing the next exam. You're educated to pass tests and not to understand.

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    To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies.

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    There are no objective tests in psychiatry-no X-ray, laboratory, or exam finding that says definitively that someone does or does not have a mental disorder.

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    To apply for a gifted program, children as young as 4 are required to sit through hour-long verbal exams.

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    We learned after the first semester in law school that it's best never to discuss exams. If notes are compared afterwards, you become painfully aware of things you missed.

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    We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week.

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    You're pretty smart for a Fed." "I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could get into the agency.

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    Aiming to check a new test's difficulty, ask your assistants to solve the test prior to the actual exam. If the results are not satisfactory, reevaluate all ambiguous questions and correct them.

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    When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did.

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    Designing well-written tests still remains a challenging task. Some complex questions may lose clarity causing difficulties in providing meaningful answers. Basically, questions should be designed in such a way that each well-prepared student can easily give a correct answer.

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    Education is not merely meant for you to write and pass exams, get a good job and a good spouse, and settle down for survival.

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    ...he had also acquired a peculiar academic quirk. During exams, he knew all the answers but wasn’t able to successfully map his answers to the right questions. So as soon as an exam started, he simply started putting his answers in the order in which he remembered them. Every time he moved to a new class, his parents made the new teachers aware of this snag. The teachers acknowledged it and reassured the parents that they’d match his answers against the appropriate questions.

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    Math test tomorrow. Check. Complete lack of preparation for test. Check.

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    If you fail an examination, it means you have not yet master the subject. With diligent study and understanding, you will succeed in passing the exams.

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    Everything was just going perfect, then exam comes...

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    Rather than swallowing our pride and simply asking what we do not know, we choose to fill in the blanks ourselves and later become humbled. Wisdom was often, in its youth, proven foolish, and ones humiliated were meant to become wise.

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    Why do "THEY" keep saying that JESUS was GOD?, do YOU know THAT you can BE Wrong if you EXAM yourself? Check OUT these VERSES --- ((( 1. Matthew 24:36, 2. Matthew 26:39, 3. John 5:26, 4. John 5:30 , 5. John 5:19 , 6. Mark 10:18, 7. John 14:28 , 8. Matthew 6:9 , 9. Matthew 27:46 , 10. John 17:21-23, 11. 1 Corinthians 15:27-28 , 12. Hebrews 1:3 , 13. Hebrews 4:15 (compared with James 1:13) , 14. Hebrews 5:7-9 ))) --- and remember THERE are 100 + Verses in OLD/NEW testaments that JESUS said He is NOT GOD! but remember with all our differences, i still prefer to respect you for who YOU are! No MATTER if you believe him as GOD! Hope you all respect us TOO, sadly you DON'T.

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    My usual instruction to students when they are preparing to write their examinations is "think before you answer the questions". I am convinced that some multiple choice answers could be so close that you might not know the very one that answers the question correctly! Such is life. To choose your suitable dreams, you must think well!

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    They say life is a test and this is a ridiculous idea! There is neither examination nor examinant! You encounter problems in life either because you are stupid or your path just crosses with the problems’ path by luck! Nobody is sending you problems to test you! Stay loose and chuck out the irrational idea of ‘test’ at once!

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    Your courage will be tested during the adversity as well as during the change.

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    Sex is not an exam and you do not need an orgasm to pass.

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    Women are supposed to undergo a second, gynecologist annual exam, and this one has been well defined since its inception in the 1950s: breast and external genitalia exams, a Pap smear to detect cervical cancer, a vaginal and perhaps rectal exam. These exams are not always voluntarily undertaken; they may be required as a condition of obtaining or renewing a prescription for a contraceptive: Recall the searing scene in Mad Men where Peggy undergoes a gyn exam in order to get birth control pills and the (male) doctor cautions her that just because the pills are expensive, she shouldn't become "the town pump just to get [her] money's worth." Many women are traumatized by these exams, which in their detailed attention to breasts and genitalia so closely mimic actual sexual encounters. Out-of-place intimacies, like unwelcome touching by a male coworker, are normally regarded as "sexual harassment," but the entire gyn exam consists of intimate touching, however disguised as a professional scientifically justified procedure. And sometimes this can be a pretty thin disguise.

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    But love may have to be left off the exam. Most of us will never learn.

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    Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

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    Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

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    All I could do at school was paint and draw and that was the only time I ever passed any exam. It was the only thing I ever got right at school.

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    I did an O-level in domestic science when I was at school, but on the day of the practical exam, it was a cookery nightmare.

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    Hospitality invites to prayer before it checks credentials, welcomes to the table before administering the entrance exam.

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    I crammed my exams in London and did fine.

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    I did not like prizes at school. I didn't like tests or exams, or the 11+, or O-levels. Later I hated B.A.s and M.A.s. The reason I hated them is that I don't like being tested, failed or falsely praised by anyone.

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    If you've found some way to educate yourself about engineering, stocks, or whatever it is, good employers will have some type of exam or interview and see a sample of your work.

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    I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.

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    I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

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    I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.

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    I enjoyed school, I was a bit of a square. I did very well in exams. I was quite lucky I was academic.

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    I had very, very little training in taking an exam to determine a scientist's life in France.

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    I'm entirely uneducated. I went to public school - public in the American sense - a blue-collar, working-class school. I never got a scholarship, I left when I was 15, never did any exams.

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    I was told when I went for a life-insurance exam when I was 18 that I was not likely to live past 50, so I refused to pay the premium.