Best 223 quotes in «damn quotes» category

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

God bless... God damn.

Good reading makes for damn hard writing.

He never contributed a damn thing to music. (on Elvis Presley)

History is one damn thing after another.

I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.

I always thought my mother was so damn cute!

I am not the biggest, I am not the strongest, but I am Damn sure the toughest!

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

I am The Game and I am that damn good!

I am usually always singing about the same god damn person so I will love him forever but you know, it's all good. It's all good!

I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin -- a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.

He took a moment to get over the shock, and to remind himself that this had surely been difficult for her and she was probably bracing herself for a rejection. At least he hoped she was. If she wasn't, she needed to do that straight away, because it was coming. God damn right it was coming.

Green Day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good.

I didn't know a damn thing about style.

I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!

I can't speak for George, but I pretty damn well know we got fed up of being sidemen for Paul.

I don't give a damn about the civilians.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

I don't give a damn about semi-radicals!

I don't give a damn if I go to hell.

I can say that American men and women in the Military are damn impressive.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!

I'd put a lot of work into playing guitar and was thinking I was pretty damn good. But Hendrix came along and destroyed everyone.

I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled!

I drink to not giving a damn . . .

I feel as if I'm in on a pass and am damn lucky to have whatever I have. It could all be taken away in a second.

If I can remain excited about the music that I'm giving you, then you're damn sure going to be excited about it.

If it weren't for fear, I wouldn't have to teach you a damn thing

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

I feel like saying 'Damn the Law.'

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

If I were omnipotent and omnibenevolent I wouldn't be so damn ineffable.

If the show sucks, I ain't happy. If the show is damn good, I'm very happy.

If God calls you, pick up the damn phone!

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

I knew at the time my haircut was pretty damn god-awful, so I was just hoping that I wasn't one of the joke ones. And they put me through to Hollywood and I thought, "Well okay, maybe I'm still one of the joke ones but at least I'm not terrible?

If timing ain't everything, it's damn close

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

I'll be bossy and damn proud! Banning words, please. Try banning the system that produces polices that promote inequity.

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.

I have been so damn lucky to be able to do what I love my entire life. I never take that for granted.

I'm an extremely private dude and all this is happening so damn quick. I really haven't had any time to rationalize it. But it's nothing that I'm going to let freak me out or take control of me or my thoughts or my real life.

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

I mean, the Lakers are pretty damn Hollywood.

I’m in awe of McCartney. He’s about the only one that I am in awe of. He can do it all. And he’s never let up... He’s just so damn effortless.

I'm never gonna go into a studio and work for a whole year non-stop. Just every day on my own in the studio working, it's just too damn hard.

I make pink look pretty damn good.