Best 13 quotes in «funny work quotes» category

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.

It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.

The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.