Best 29 quotes in «funny friend quotes» category

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.