Best 25 quotes in «oxymoron quotes» category

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

And where did this insane notion of buying loyalty come from? It’s a contradiction in terms.

And there’s no figuring out the unknowable. And there’s some kind of oxymoron in that that’s more moron than anything else.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

Cats were not and are not tool makers the way humans became toolmakers. They are specifically adapted as obligate carnivores, This means the vegetarian cat is an oxymoron at best and a blatant lie at worst. Cats need meat. The concept of a Garden of Eden would be rather atrocious to them.

GOD is foolishness and GOD is wisdom all at the same time.

. . . my fear, my joy more horrible than my fear, my obscene words, my words which are keys locking me into a mirror, with you, but ever alone.

Who would have thought it would pay to be in the military.

There's a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY..." "That's an OXYmoron." "You'll be an OXYmoron if you don't listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don't go around falling in LOVE. At least not with every TOM, DICK and HARRY.

Oh, don't be so wise and stupid.

Correct thinkers think that 'baseball trivia' is an oxymoron: nothing about baseball is trivial.

You are a foreigner in an actual world, a human co-worker, a truth, a divine word, and a perfect mistake.

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me.

Being both entrepreneurial and social is no longer an oxymoron, but rather a tautology.

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.