Best 26 quotes in «sock quotes» category

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    As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.

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    One sock can't house two feet. If it does, it’s of no use.

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    Where would tourism be without a little luxury and a taste of night life? There were several cities on Deanna, all moderate in size, but the largest was the capital, Atro City. For the connoisseur of fast-foods, Albrechts’ famous hotdogs and coldcats were sold fresh from his stall (Albrecht’s Takeaways) on Lupini Square. For the sake of his own mental health he had temporarily removed Hot Stuff Blend from the menu. The city was home to Atro City University, which taught everything from algebra and make-up application to advanced stamp collecting; and it was also home to the planet-famous bounty hunter – Beck the Badfeller. Beck was a legend in his own lifetime. If Deanna had any folklore, then Beck the Badfeller was one of its main features. He was the local version of Robin Hood, the Davy Crockett of Deanna. The Local rumor mill had it he was so good he could find the missing day in a leap year. Once, so the story goes, he even found a missing sock.

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    Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off.

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    Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn-out relationship.

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    As a therapist, I know that when you're vulnerable, the best way to move on is to admit your vulnerability, don't beat yourself up for it, and try to find a way to analyze your vulnerability. Pull up your socks and try to do better for you and your family.

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    I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.

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    If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.

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    I'm in film school, so I really have to sock away my money for school, tuition, and so on, and I really don't have time.

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    I wish i could change my mind as easily as I change socks But then I don't change socks so easily

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    My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

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    I never wear matching socks. It's kind of a thing that I have!

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    I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.

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    No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

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    Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.

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    No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal.

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    Only let's cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw.

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    What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of you. You must have gotten a sock or something stuck. Oh, my." She pried her gaze from his groin.

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    When exhausted and feeling sorry for yourself, at least change your socks.

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    To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed.

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    You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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    You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

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    Your socks should match your tie

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    Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.

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    You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

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    Commissioner Marlowe stood on the platform with his arms crossed as we disembarked. He had the cheerful demeanor of someone who has been beaten about the face all night with a sock full of porridge--only even more so than usual.