Best 7 quotes in «calvin and hobbes friendship quotes» category

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.