Best 16 quotes in «funny golf quotes» category

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

I never learned anything from a match that I won.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.