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    Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

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    But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

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    But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

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    Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

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    Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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    I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

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    You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.