Best 8 quotes in «having kids quotes» category

Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure.

Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it.

Because it turns out, "If it happens, it happens" is Southern Lady Code for we don't want kids.

It’s a fool who thinks having a kid is a right, which is the biggest crock of fish heads I’ve ever heard.

Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do.

Don’t have kids until you’re ready. And when you do have them, have them all the way. They aren’t like some Cadillac that you can turn back into the dealership after three years.

Having kids is something I want to see in my future - I hope.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.