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Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore.