Best 10 quotes in «techie quotes» category

Developer is the one who creates bugs/defects mostly and working code rarely

Business analyst is the one who is adept in confusing the customer, developer and testers simultaneously

Developers and testers usually maintain a very healthy India-Pakistan like camaraderie

Even in the mid-1990s geeks were fair game. One afternoon a colleague and I were standing on either side of one of the narrow aisles between the banks of trading desks on the floor when one of the chief traders walked between us, his head momentarily between ours. At that instant he winced, clutched his head with both hands as though in excruciating pain, and exclaimed, “Aarrggh-hhh! The force field! It’s too intense! Let me out of the way!

Your cellphone has 10 sensors, and your car has 400. But your body has none - that's going to change.

India is the only country wherein the total number of engineers exceeds the number of vehicles on the road.

Shit down your computer, and restart.

In boardrooms, bald is beautiful

Proof of concept or POC is the art of winning a ship-building contract by showing the working model of a paper boat

I don't like programming. It's tedious.