Best 6 quotes in «middle aged quotes» category

There comes a time in one’s life, perhaps in middle age, when we stop and assess who we are, and the life we have.

You know, it's funny: there are never any middle-aged souls. You hear about people being young souls, you really hear about old souls, but what about middle-aged souls?

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

A middle-aged man who’s probably down to jerking off every other day. A weary man of forty who’s already seen everything come around twice, who let me fuck him that once in a hole where whole armies of men have doubtless passed.

Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman.

As I approach mid-life, I feel like the old boot that lands on Mayfair after an eight-hour game of Monopoly.