Best 24 quotes in «smartass quotes» category

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Deemed a fool is better than smartass.

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

I remind myself that if there was anything in the air that would react with my body, it would’ve reacted with the scanner. What I really want right now is a second scanner to scan this scanner.

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

...I guess I can put two and two together." "Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

I listen, and it's Taylor explaining to Martin that she wasn't necessarily trying to get a gap between her thighs, but it's her metabolism, and she didn't even realize that some girls try to get the gap on purpose. Martin nods and scratches his head and looks bored. "She can't help her metabolism, Simon," Abby says. "Apparently not," Taylor may be an undercover, bully-fighting ninja, but she's still kind of awful.

It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.” “I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.

Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.” “Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a public display of affection that’ll have you limping for a week.” “Now I'm excited.

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.

Shut up with the backtalk, because if I wanted lip from you, I'd sit on your face

Smartass is a latent idiot.

We’ll call ourselves Victorious Secret and our motto will be ‘We Live to Spank You.’ Duuude. Yes! I’m basically the smartest person in the world. Ever. You in? Of course you’re in. Practice begins tomorrow.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me. Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

So if you're trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it's not going to work. "What?" I frown "what are you talking abou-" "You can't play hard to get, kid." He raises his eyebrow. "I can't even touch you. Takes 'hard to get' to a whole new level, if you know what I mean." "Oh my god," I mouth, eyes closed, shaking my head. "You are insane." He falls to his knees. "Insane for your sweet, sweet love!" "Kenji" I can't lift my eyes because I'm afraid to look around, but I'm desperate for him to stop talking. To put an entire room between us at all times. I know he's joking, but I might be the only one. "What?" he says, his voice booming around the room. "Does my love embarass you?" "Please-please get up-and lower your voice-" "Hell no." "Why not?" I'm pleading now. "Because if I lower my voice, I won't be able to hear myself speak. And that," He says, "Is my faviorite part." I can't even look at him. "Don't deny my Juliette I'm a lonely man." What is wrong with you?" "You're breaking my heart." His voice is even louder now,

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.” He lifted one amused brow. “And your point would be?

You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg. “We need to get that cleaned up.” “It’ll be fine,” I wave it off. “My mom will descend upon me with a bottle of peroxide the second I hit the door.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

Are you talking to her or me, because I just can't tell

Ahh ugh.. ., you are a smartass… Twisted fuck!

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead...