Best 9 quotes in «stds quotes» category

I hope she has an STD. I hope she has all the STDs known to man, and a few new ones she'd created all on her own.

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

I`ve got to get a shoutout to, who`s the "BuzzFeed" reporter, he`s amazing at finding stuff. You have Donald Trump talking about his experiences having casual sex as his own personal Vietnam, avoiding an STD, like no one.

On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.

It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.'

She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.

[On STDs] This be Nature’s way of recommending monogamy.

AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.