Best 177 quotes in «insults quotes» category

A deistical prater, fit to sit in the chimney-corner of a pot-house, and make blasphemous comments on the one greasy newspaper fingered by beer-swilling tinkers.

After a few minutes there was a click on the line and a voice said in Farsi,"Goh Benares roo gahbret." This roughly translated as: "May shit rain down upon your grave." "Goozidam too chesmet," Tom replied. "I fart in your eye.

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.

Another lesson to file away about Scotland: insulting other people in a childish manner was the national pastime.

All raw, uncooked, protesting." (on Aldous Huxley)

A poisoned heart comes from listening to a person insulting you any way they can, and believing them.

A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe." (on Mark Twain)

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes in that cesspool of a shack you call a beach cottage.

a quite novel kind of grammar and logic, according to which what is something is nothing

A prince is venison in heaven.

As for the majority, it is not so much race as it is political affiliation that really divides it today. What was once an issue of physical difference is now one of intellectual difference. Men have yet to master disagreeing without flashing all their frustrations that come with it; the conservative will throw half-truths while the liberal will throw insults. Combine these and what do you get? A dishonest mockery of a country.

A village explainer. Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not." (on Ezra Pound)

Avoid the use of abusive words in communications that may switch off the attention of your mentor and your customers away.

Avoid the use of abusive words when communication is in session; you might scare away someone who is meant to become your mentor or your customer.

Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back." [...] "You guys are the ... the heart and brain of the Great Machine." "Yeah? Then you're the inflamed anus." "You're not the brain, by the way.

Ball?” said one of the Pistons with interest. “We like balls.” Dimity gave them her best, most haughty look. “Yes, but are you certain they like you?

[Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool! Take me on! Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants! You think I'm playin'?

CLEANLINESS FREAKS are one of the most dirtiest beings on Earth! And PERFECTIONISTS, the most boring!

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus

Being told you are wrong or insulted, gives you an opportunity to practice decency and having a non-response internally.

Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible. [on hearing a famous violinist]

Don't feel better than anybody, because you feel like something. Always have it at the back of your mind that you were nothing before you became something, and that thing you supposed to be is absolutely nothing.

[As part of Camus' refusal to debate his political enemies publicly after their vitriolic responses to the publication of 'The Rebel'] At this point, the least sentence I might say will be used in a way that disgusts me in advance. ... It would be impossible for me in that case to continue expressing myself with academic politeness. I am mistaken for a deliberately polite man whom one may insult in all safety.

Erik choked back the insult he'd been on the verge of uttering. Judging by his expression, it was viler than a castor-oil purgative.

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

Even if you insult him, he gives you his blessings; such a one only is the Gnani Purush [The enlightened one]!

Every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’." (on Lillian Hellman)

Dune: ...That's disgraceful! Sette: So's your face!

First of all, simply clawing or breathing at somedragon once isn't real fighting. Small people usually use words for what we mean by that. They might say, oh, "Your mother copulated extramaritally with a black poodle, and from this union you were born." Dragons just attack, once, instead. It's just as expressive.

For a minister’s daughter,” he said, “you hit hard ... and quite often, below the belt too.

For hardly any of the ecclesiastical writers have handled the Divine Scriptures more ineptly and absurdly than Origen and Jerome.

God is British to the bone, and every fellow here knows it. You can't exploit him to save yourself, you blaspheming cadaverous-prig; you disgusting shambles of porcelain-skin, unwholesome-fat and puny-bones. Your blatant disregard for God's word shan't earn you any favours here!

Gods curse it, Kel, you heard what he said!" "I heard a fart," Kel said grimly. You know where those come from. Let it go." -Faleron and Kel

Go make love to a tube sock.

Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look.

Finally, he [John F. Mercer] ridiculed Hamilton as an upstart, "a mushroom excrescence," who did not deserve the prominence he had gained.

[Francesca] 'You really are a few biscuits short of breakfast.' His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. 'You're a few colors shy of a rainbow?' she offered. 'Not pulling a full wagon? Knitting with only one needle? All foam and no beer? Your cheese slid off the cracker? You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel?' [Nicodemus] 'All right. I get it.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you fucking alien motherfucker.

Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!

Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults dictionary, which I stole.

He'd call me false and faithless and I've always had a weakness for those two words; next to cruel, they're the nicest words for a woman to hear, and not so hard to earn.

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.

He is simply a hole in the air.

He didn't think it possible to sign sewage-sucking-excuse-of-a-baseborn-bilge-rat but somehow Gurn managed.

Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.

Here’s a hot tip: If you think calling someone a social justice warrior is an insult, you might be a horrible person.

He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse!

[He's] a rat. A first-class double-A-battery-run rat.

He's no John Walton.