Best 8 quotes in «accountant quotes» category

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.

Darius blinked. "You're an accountant?" She looked more like a supermodel librarian. Not that he could tell her that.

I am Baru Cormorant,” she protested, “accountant.

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

It wasn't her dream job, but she did quite enjoy the satisfaction of transforming a messy pile of paperwork into neat rows of figures.

Have I ever told you you're like some kind of occult superhero? Georgia Clare: bookkeeper by day, badass biker witch by night. Seriously, you should put that on your business cards.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.