Best 11 quotes in «inside joke quotes» category

Otis clopped forward and sighed. "Well, if you need a volunteer to die, I suppose I can do it. I've always loved weddings-" Shut up, dummy!" Marvin said. "You're a goat!

Oh you rebel you!

It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.

So, that's okay. It's not like you're turning into an Endarkened or something, like Kellen's evil stepbrother Anigrel the Black.

...and then she smacketh me across mine visage.

Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions.

And I don’t have a weird thing with Simon Snow,” Cath said. “I’m just really active in the fandom.”
 “What the fuck is ‘the fandom’?” “You wouldn’t understand,” Cath sighed, wishing she hadn’t used that word, knowing that if she tried to explain herself any further, it would just make it worse.

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.

His brother Blerg had a red ball with Kurt Cobain's face on it. Blerg kept looking back and forth between me and the ball like he was trying to imagine me without the choppy haircut.

Brilliant. Marvelous.