Best 8 quotes in «magnolia quotes» category

I didn't actually want a dick pic. Those things were worse than opening the camera app and finding it in selfie mode. Even the most beautiful people in the world looked like triple-chinned potatoes at that angle.

I was convinced I'd met all the men metro Boston had to offer. There was the wandering millennials, the affluent assholes, the man-shaped children, the chronically misogynistic mansplainers.

I sounded perky and breezy but you can believe I rolled my eyes like a motherfucker.

Magnolia C'est un rêve pour l'amour naissant pas tous les jours C'est un mythe de printemps explosant dans l'air du temps C'est une chanson pour le passée et son refrain dit d'oublié C'est simplement un voyage embrassant les nuages C'est la fleur qui promèsse La perpetuité de la jeunesse

The waiter chose this moment to stop at our table and babble on about the backstory of each dish and its ingredients. The carrots were cruelty-free, the bacon knew its grandmother, the chef had trekked all the way to the Malabar coast to handpick the peppercorns. It was a whole big thing.

We were fucked up in the feels.

She," I replied. "She. She's one of those A-N-D-Y Andys because fuck the patriarchy and their arcane gendered spelling conventions.

Those forearms were straight out of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.