Best 5 quotes of Mark Haskell Smith on MyQuotes

In our culture, we have smart people and then we have the hot people. And the hot people have all the sex, and the smart people don't.

The fact that, in the United States, there are people serving ten-year prison terms for growing marijuana plants in their backyards while Wall Street racketeers, who have defrauded millions of people and destroyed the global economy, walk free is a kind of bizarre hypocrisy that boggles my mind.

"What kind of world do we live in? Why are we applauding this guy's abs?" I mean, no offense to Michael Phelps. We like him. But he's not smart. He hasn't invented anything or saved people's lives. He's a guy with abs, and we celebrate these abs.

I never would've thought seeing a hundred naked people around a swimming pool would have been dullsville, but it is.

One bullet can really fuck up your day.