Best 3 quotes of J. P. Barnaby on MyQuotes

Can I get your cell phone number so we can text like normal antisocial human beings, since we are both too fucked up to have a conversation?

He wanted his mother with the fiery need of a five-year-old lost at Disneyland.

I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.