Best 7 quotes of Lee Wardlaw on MyQuotes

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.

Fine. If you insist. I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But-- I won't enjoy it.

I explained it loud and clear. What part of "meow" don't you understand?

Sorry about the squishy in your shoe. Must've been something I ate.

What do you mean "Ewww"? How is my tuna breath worse than peanut butter?

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase it to make you happy.

Your tummy, soft as warm dough. I knead and knead, then bake it with a nap.