Best 5 quotes in «funny wedding quotes» category

The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.