Best 11 quotes of Texas Bix Bender on MyQuotes

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was

Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.

Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Stolen kisses require an accomplice.

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

No matter how much he loves you, sometimes he'd just rather have an inch of rain than anything else in the world.

There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.

You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.