Best 164 quotes of Yogi Berra on MyQuotes

50% of all married people are women

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

How can a you hit and think at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I didn't really say everything I said.

I didn't say the things I said.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

I don't see how he lost five games during the season.

I'd say he's done more than that.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.