Best 815 quotes in «married quotes» category

Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.

Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother.

A really good detective never gets married.

As far as being married and what it means to me... it's nice knowing that I have a partner in life and that someone's got my back.

Aside from doing publicity for this film [The Longest Yard], I have Auto Maniac coming on the History Channel and since I got married recently, we are going to get to that Honeymoon we had to put off.

A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.

Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

As a monogamous creature, I feel sometimes that it fills up a function that affairs have in married people's life.

As you become older, you become less judgmental and take offense less. But marriage is hard work; the illusion that you get married and live happily ever after is absolute rubbish.

At least it's better to be married than to be dead.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

Because I'm married and have kids, I feel like I sometimes get pegged as a choirboy or something, but I wouldn't exactly describe myself that way.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

Being happily and successfully married is generally not so much a matter of marrying the right person as it is being the right person.

Being married is amazing. Being married is incredibly difficult. Being married can seem impossibly hard. Being married is incredibly beautiful. Yes, marriage is a fragile blend of all of this and more.

Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor.

Before she married my father, my mother was a film reviewer for The Akron Beacon Journal - a small newspaper.

Being happily married, I’m more focused on what I’m doing. Ya know, one of my quotes is ‘love isn’t looking somebody in the eyes; it’s looking out in the same direction.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

Being married, I would say most relationships are pretty codependent in some ways.

Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be.

Being married to a psychologist, I realize that I learn more from imperfections.

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?

But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy.

Bryan Cranston is generous, he's funny. When we did a wedding scene [in The Infiltrator ], at the end of the movie with a big set piece, he put the veil off the bride, he put it on, he pretended like we were getting married, he's just a goof.

But the good news was that my elder sister refused to get married straight away and I couldn't get married until she did so I had the licence to go off and dream

But once you buy a company, you are married. You are married to that company.

But perhaps the next step isn't to, once again, expand the otherwise narrow definition of marriage but to altogether abolish the false distinction between married families and other equally valid but unrecognized partnerships.

But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.

But... you're still getting married?" Grover sounded hurt. "Who's the bride?" Ploypemus looked toward the boiling pot. Clarisse made a strangled sound. "Oh, no! You can't be serious. I'm not-

Can't you fall in love and not have a possessive relationship? I love someone and she loves me and we get married - that is all perfectly straightforward and simple, in that there is no conflict at all.

Choosing to be loved and to take the leap to get married younger than most of my friends was not a career-limiting decision for me.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.

Close your legs to married men.

Conflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human.

But then, you know, I'm very happy, I've got to this stage in my life and I'm not dead. I haven't got married and divorced and done all that palimony business, you know all that mess.

Darling, do you remember the man you married? Touch me, remind me who I am.

Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.

Don't get married to an actress, because they're also actresses in bed.

Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again.

Data is a lot like humans: It is born. Matures. Gets married to other data, divorced. Gets old. One thing that it doesn't do is die. It has to be killed.

Each time he suggested they get married, she said no. They were too happy, precariously so, and she wanted to guard that bond; she feared that marriage would flatten it into a prosaic partnership.

Don’t nurture a sense of guilt; rather, nurture a sense of responsibility married with a sense of humility.

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?