Best 815 quotes in «married quotes» category

No black person married to a white person can speak for me!

Nobody gets married to a clever song, let alone falls in love to one.

Nobody really knows anybody completely, even if they've been married to 'em for 53 years, you know?

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.

Nothing so casts down the manly mind from it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.

No one aspires as a child to grow up and enter into a domestic partnership. But they do aspire as children to grow up and be married.

No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

Now it wasn’t just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was ‘Nope, they’re married, man.'

Obviously, technology is moving and reshaping itself, radically, every day. We're all capable of answering that question within ourselves. Would you do it for the person that you love? Would you be married to a hard drive, essentially?

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

OMG, I am a married woman!

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy.

Once you have kids and you're married, it's all about them. My life changed. You can see in my records.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

One of the problems with evangelicalism is that it has allowed itself to be married to the Republican party... Jesus is not a Republican. Nor is he a Democrat.

one of Mr. [Thomas] Hardy's ancestors must have married a weeping willow. There are pages and pages in his collected poems which are simply plain narratives in ballad form of how an unenjoyable time was had by all.

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

One should never know too precisely whom one has married

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

On the whole, you can have a private life and be famous. But when milestones happen in your life like having children or getting married, privacy goes out of the window.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

o one is right when it comes to destination weddings. It’s a big ask, requesting people take time off work and fly off to take a cruise just to see you get married, and they’re perfectly justified in saying no if they don’t have the time, the money, or simply the inclination.

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married

Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

People always seem to be interested in my private life because I'm married to a pop star.

People forget that I was married. I love that, Will he get married? I don't talk about it because I don't think about it. I don't ever question other peoples' versions of how they live their lives or what they do.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone.

People shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids.

Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another.

Playing a fashion designer could be the bane of my existence because I am married to a fashion designer.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family. But here again, because there is nothing to sell, there is a very general disposition to regard a married woman's work as no work at all, and to take it as a matter of course that she should not be paid for it.

Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor whos been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.

Photography ruins marriages, and I've been married three times - so there's a downside to it as well.

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

Poetry was the maiden I loved, but politics was the harridan I married.

Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30 to 3.30 (inside school hours) during which they will do more than the 9-5ers.

Really with marriage, from what I've heard about from different friends that are married, you can't entirely be prepared. There are things you can only learn in marriage.

Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.

Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there.

Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

Science had married the wilderness and was taming the savage shrew.