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88% of men impress to undress. 88% of women undress to impress.

88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

98% of politicians are either corrupt or corruptible.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.

A beautiful woman’s ugliness is often hidden in her heart … or by her shoes.

A belief is an uneducated guess.

A bigger tongue does not make tasty food tastier.

A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.

A blank cheque kills creativity.

A blind man’s thoughts almost never have anything to do with the things he is facing.

A book that is made up of only great sentences is not necessarily a great book.

A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

Accepting reality requires wisdom, impatience, cowardice, or laziness.

Accepting help shames only the arrogant.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

A CEO is a board of directors personified.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

A court case is usually a competition to prove the innocence of the innocent … or the guilty.

A cowardly critique starts with a compliment.

Addiction denied is recovery delayed.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

A driver’s license is an uneducated man’s diploma.

Adversity does not just introduce a man to himself. It also introduces, to him, his family, his friends, and his partner.

Advertising makes it possible for a company to make it our problem that it makes a product that solves a problem we do not and will never have.

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.

A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.

A fist is not a thing but a particular state of a particular thing.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.

After some point, working harder makes achieving the goal harder or even impossible.

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.

A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.

A genius is produced not by a woman’s womb but by a man’s efforts.

A genuine enemy is more useful than a fake friend.

Aging is dreaded the most by people whose income is entirely dependent on their looks.

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

A good effort is not necessarily our best. And our best effort is not necessarily good.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

A hand gets way cleaner from washing, not itself, but the other hand.

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.