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    Dinner at the Huntercombes' possessed only two dramatic features - the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy.

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    Dining with one's friends and beloved family is certainly one of life's primal and most innocent delights, one that is both soul-satisfying and eternal.

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    Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.

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    Dine we must and we may as well dine elegantly as well as wholesomely.

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    Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

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    Do no talk while eating.

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    Do not be afraid of simplicity. If you have a cold chicken for supper, why cover it with a tasteless white sauce which makes it look like a pretentious dish on the buffet table at some fance dress ball?

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    Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and drinking. The money we waste on these things can be used for so many useful things. With the money we smoke away, we can buy an artificial leg for one who has lost a leg, pay for an eye operation for someone with a cataract, or buy a wheelchair for a polio victim. Or, if nothing else, we can buy some spiritual books for the local library.

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    Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.

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    Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. Don't eat anything with more than five ingredients, or ingredients you can't pronounce.

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    Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done.

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    Doubtless God Could Have Made A Better Berry, But Doubtless God Never Did

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    Do not be afraid to talk about food. Food which is worth eating is worth discussing. And there is the occult power of words which somehow will develop its qualities.

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    Do you have a kinder, more adaptable friend in the food world than soup? Who soothes you when you are ill? Who refuses to leave you when you are impoverished and stretches its resources to give a hearty sustenance and cheer? Who warms you in the winter and cools you in the summer? Yet who also is capable of doing honor to your richest table and impressing your most demanding guests? Soup does its loyal best, no matter what undignified conditions are imposed upon it. You don't catch steak hanging around when you're poor and sick, do you?

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    Dried peas and beans, being rather on the dull side, much like dull people respond readily to the right contacts.

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    Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my knife.

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    Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I'll not look for wine.

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    Drink wine every day, at lunch and dinner, and the rest will take care of itself.

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    Do something. Anything. You're alive, and you'll only be for a few decades, and then it's done. You'll be in the ground, worm food. Make something and don't let fear consume you.

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    Each sort of cheese reveals a pasture of a different green, under a different sky.

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    Drunkenness is deplorably destructive, but her demurer sister Gluttony destroys a hundred to her one.

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    Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.

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    Eating a meal with full awareness can be a powerful, enlightening, and healing experience.

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    Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

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    Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill.

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    Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

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    Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

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    Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong.

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    Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president.

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    Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

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    Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

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    Eating at a new, highly recommended restaurant is like a Very Important Blind Date, a contract with uncertainty you enter into with great expectation battling the cynicism of experience. You sit waiting, wondering about the upcoming moments of revelation. Somewhere in the back of your head is the dour warning that disappointment is inevitable but you don't really believe it or you wouldn't be there. The best eaters are always optimists.

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    Eating chicken without skin is like riding a bike without wheels

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    EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'

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    Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

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    England is merely an island of beef swimming in a warm gulf stream of gravy.

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    English wine is like Belgian rock or German disco: a waste of everyone's time and money.

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    EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

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    Even during the rationing period, during World War II, we didn't have the anxiety that we'd starve, because we grew our own potatoes, you know? And our own hogs, and our own cows and stuff, you know.

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    Even now, when I do a slide show of the Geek Squad story, the first slide is a photo of ramen noodles. Because for me, ramen noodles are the international symbol for struggle.

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    Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

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    Every country possesses, it seems, the sort of cuisine it deserves, which is to say the sort of cuisine it is appreciative enough to want. I used to think that the notoriously bad cooking of the English was an example to the contrary, and that the English cook the way they do because, through sheer technical deficiency, they had not been able to master the art of cooking. I have discovered to my stupefaction that the English cook that way because that is the way they like it.

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    Every healthy man can do without food for two days — but without poetry, never!

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    Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll go canoeing.

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    Eating is really one of your indoor sports. You play three times a day, and it's well worth while to make the game as pleasant as possible.

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    England and all civilised nations stand in deadly peril of not having enough to eat. As mouths multiply, food resources dwindle. Land is a limited quantity, and the land that will grow wheat is absolutely dependent on difficult and capricious natural phenomena... I hope to point a way out of the colossal dilemma. It is the chemist who must come to the rescue of the threatened communities. It is through the laboratory that starvation may ultimately be turned into plenty... The fixation of atmospheric nitrogen is one of the great discoveries, awaiting the genius of chemists.

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    Everything Changes. The only thing that remains immovable across the centuries and fixes the character of a people is cooking.

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    Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

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    Fame is a food that dead men eat, I have no stomach for such meat.

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    Fame is a fickle food Upon a shifting plate, Whose table once a Guest, but not The second time, is set. Whose crumbs the crows inspect, And with ironic caw Flap past it to the Farmer's corn; Men eat of it and die.