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    I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

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    I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth at dinner parties. It was very blousy.

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    I think in times of bizarre strangeness, what you can and should do is spend time with your family eating lunch or dinner. And if you can do that, you will restore us to the peace.

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    I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

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    I think I'm telling the truth. I sat by Ray Perkins at the Hall of Fame dinner in New York, and at that time he didn't know he was our coach and I didn't either.

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    I think people recognize me if I am going out to dinner or if I am staying in a hotel. They are not quite sure at first because I have grown up a lot.

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    I think the time of the formal dinners is over.

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    I started getting emails from Anna Wintour inviting me to her dinners. It was just surreal.

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    I think that we can often be eating and not even really acknowledging that we are putting something about our mouths. I think there is lot to be said about eating dinner and not having the distraction of the TV.

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    I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.

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    It is as easy for most of us to keep from stealing our dinners as it is to digest them, and there is quite as much voluntary morality involved in one process as the other.

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    I try not to become friends with musicians, but life happens and dinner happens and going out happens - it becomes interwoven in L.A.

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    It is wrong to wear diamonds before luncheon, except on one’s marriage rings. Before, after, and during breakfast, luncheon and dinner, it is vulgar to wear a mixture of colored precious stones. It is always a comfort to know that so many things one can’t afford to do anyway are vulgar.

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    I try to cook dinner, but it's difficult when I'm working.

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    It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids' and ushers' dinner is usually on that night, for a groom realizes that he and his attendants need some time in which to recover sufficiently to be able to distinguish the altar from the organ and walk up the aisle with no mishaps.

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    It was growing late, and though one might stand on the brink of a deep chasm of disaster, one was still obliged to dress for dinner.

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    It's not about having things figured out, or about communicating with other people, trying to make them understand what you understand. It's about a chicken dinner at a drive-in. A soft pillow. Things that don't need explaining.

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    It strikes me as bad manners for a magazine to accept one of my advertisements and then attack it editorially - like inviting a man to dinner then spitting in his eye.

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    I've been invited to speak at about 20 colleges. There's always this moment when I'm having dinner with the college president: 'Ernie, where'd you go to school?'

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    I used to love to make things - you couldn't drag me away for dinner because I was always writing a story or something.

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    I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

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    Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.

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    I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.

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    I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.

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    I usually wake up far after breakfast. So I have no other choice but to go straight to dinner.

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    I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone

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    I was always with a single mom, and we never had schedules or anything. We were just Bohemian, us against the world, which was kind of great, but it certainly didn't breed security. I've gotten hyper-sensitive to schedules and bath time and eating at the dinner table. We don't just 'Bohemian' go out at nine o'clock and go get Chinese food.

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    I walk around the room eating goose liver and puffy bread until there's a knock on the door. Effie's calling me to dinner. Good. I'm starving.

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    I would enjoy having dinner with the poet/playwright Derek Walcott.

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    I was brought up in a way that when you're at a dinner party, you don't grab a chip unless it's been offered to everyone else. It's the manners of being brought up by English parents.

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    I will say it's great to be a woman because we're very good at multitasking. I could nurse and cook dinner at the same time. It is juggling. It's juggling and you've got to commit to working on the weekends - I do both.

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    I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

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    I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinners.

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    I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing.

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    I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

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    I will eat grandfather for dinner.

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    Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

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    I wouldn't go that far. But I know my way around the kitchen. I make dinner every night.

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    Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

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    Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

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    Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!

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    J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

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    John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

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    Jessica Alba is one of my favorites. ... I love her so much. I know she's married now, but I would love to take her out to dinner one day, or maybe even lunch. I love that girl for some reason.

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    King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

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    Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

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    Laney held up a hand. "I checked it out. He went there on scholarship and paid the rest with student loans. And he's good looking, too. Nate and I met him for dinner last night, and I subtly learned that he's looking to meet someone" "How did you learn that?" "I asked him if he was looking to meet someone" "that is subtle

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    King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

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    Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.

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    Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.