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    The fate of the worm refutes the pretended ethical teaching of the proverb, which assumes to illustrate the advantage of early rising and does so by showing how extremely dangerous it is.

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    The first law of success is concentration - to bed all the energies to one point, and to go directly to that point, looking neither to the right nor the left.

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    The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

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    The first thing I do in the morning is to make my bed and while I am making up my bed I am making up my mind as to what kind of a day I am going to have.

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    the greatest luxury I know is sitting up reading in bed.

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    The greatest violence is seeing a child go to bed hungry.

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    The hard part for me is rest. I am a person who stays up late. If I go to bed early, I don't sleep, but I know I have to rest. That is always a struggle for me.

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    The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.

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    The ideal companion in bed is a good book.

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    The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed.

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    The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me.

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    The iron tongue of Midnight hath told twelve lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. I fear we shall outstep the coming morn as much as we this night over-watch'd.

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    The Internet was appealing partly because it was something I could do in bed and feel like I was achieving something. I had an operation when I was 13 and ended up with complications, so I was in and out of the hospital. The bottom line is you can get through health challenges. It's part of why I was so driven.

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    The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

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    The loveliest fairy in the world; and her name is Mrs Do as you would bed one by.

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    The little depression I experienced during my manic-depression was not like depression as anyone else had ever described it. It was very violent and angry, and I was full of rage. I wasnt lying in bed.

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    The little Plumpuppets are fairies of beds; They have nothing to do but watch sleepyheads; They turn down the sheets and they tuck you in tight, And dance on your pillow to wish you good night!

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    The locker at the end of her bed had no lock, and one of the hinges was busted. She opened it up. There was a thing in it. The thing might have been a sandwich at some point, or an animal, or a human hand...but what it was now was fuzzy and putrid. A minute later, Ginny was down the stairs, out the door, and gone.

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    The mantle of glamour has been taken from the women and given to the men. The women toil in their shadows, plain and ordinary-looking. So that transition has left a void. It is a void for drop-dead, impossible, over-the-top glamour. Supermodels fill that void. The only thing they have to do is work the runway, sweetie, and refuse to get out of bed for less than ten thousand dollars.

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    The man who begins to go to bed forty minutes before he opens his bedroom door is bored; that is to say, he is not living.

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    The moon just crapped the bed.

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    The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order.

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    The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had the time to look in the bed.

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    The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television and yet they are absolutely invisible.

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    The morning I got up to begin this book I coughed. Something was coming out of my throat: it was strangling me. I broke the thread which held it and yanked it out. I went back to bed and said: I have just spat out my heart.

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    The most secure method, to ruin your health, is a SICK BED!

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    The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets.

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    The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

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    Then I went to bed and cried into my pillow. I wasn't sad, not at all. It was just so beautiful to have an intense feeling and the right words at the same time. What are we but our stories?

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    The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course.

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    Then I'd crawl back into bed, smelling her all around me, and tell myself that next time, I would lock that window. But I never did.

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    The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

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    The number one resolution that people mention to me as something that's made them happier is - to my surprise - making the bed.

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    The old priest Peter Gilligan Was weary night and day; For half his flock were in their beds, Or under green sods lay.

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    The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that's good motivation for getting out of bed joyfully each day.

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    The one piece of advice I can give you is, do what turns you on. Do something that if you had all the money in the world, you’d still be doing it. You’ve got to have a reason to jump out of bed in the morning.

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    The ones as big as sheep were easier to avoid, because you could see them coming, but when they flew in at the window and curled up under your eiderdown, and you did not find them till you went to bed, it was always a shock. The ones this size did not eat people, only lettuces, but they always scorched the sheets and pillowcases dreadfully.

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    The only deep emotion I occasionally felt in these affairs was gratitude, when all was going well and I was left, not only peace, but freedom to come and go--never kinder and gayer with one woman than when I had just left another's bed, as if I extended to all others the debt I had just contracted toward one of them.

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    The only perfect climate is bed.

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    The pain has left but I know that it has not gone far, that it is sulking somewhere in a corner or under the bed and it will jump out when I least expect it.

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    The only really safe thing to do is to write a diary of where you've been, what time you went to bed, what you ate. If I wrote honestly about everything I think it'd be a disaster. It would cause a lot of trouble.

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    The only way I can lose my mind in bed is to destroy myself in a fantasy.

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    The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

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    The only thing that might make me stay in bed would be fear. Once I get rest, then I can overcome the fear of a given day and then I'm ready. I'm ready to go. Not that I always have that fear, but sometimes that's the only thing that would keep me in bed more than just the laziness.

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    The organized person ... makes the most of his time and goes to his bed for the night perfectly relaxed for rest and renewal.

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    The patient in the bed next to me told me that the newspapers were reporting on the test, and it was on television all day long.

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    The pattern's laid out on the bed With dozens of colors of thread But you've got the needle I guess that's the point in the end

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    The pain is unrelenting; one does not abandon, even briefly, one's bed of nails, but is attached to it wherever one goes.

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    The perfect day is going to bed with a dream and waking up with a purpose.

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    The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition.