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    My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.

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    My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

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    My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

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    My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.

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    My first kiss was with a girlfriend. And it was at a party. I think I was hopeful that that would happen, but I didn't plan it. You know, honestly, I think if there's a little too much planning, it's almost just like self-sabotage. Because then, you want it to go a certain way and it just doesn't. And then you're like, 'Awww, why!?!'

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    My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.

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    My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

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    My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long.

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    My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

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    My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

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    My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.'

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    My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.

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    My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.

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    My girlfriend has been the ice.

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    My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

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    My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and — oh, yeah — head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

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    My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

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    My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

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    My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and she often has to move to the couch to get any sort of rest before she goes to work in the morning.

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    My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.

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    My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

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    My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

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    My first real kiss was in seventh grade. It was at the movie Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves and it was with my little sixth grade girlfriend. It was the first time we were alone. Her mom was sitting two rows in front of us!

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    My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.

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    My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress.

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    My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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    My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

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    My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters right now, a shoe collaboration with Bass. She sells to Barneys, stuff like that.

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    My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.

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    My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

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    My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.

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    My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.

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    My main motivation for staying in the spotlight at all is, I don't want to just be known for being involved in 'Playboy,' or having been Hugh Hefner's girlfriend - I hate that. I like to show I can do other things and take on other challenges. That's my main motivation.

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    My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!

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    My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty.

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    My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.

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    My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years and years ago - and it was her Mother's Day show. And I didn't know what we were going to talk about but what she decided we were going to talk about was female masturbation. My mother had invited all her girlfriends. And you know these were all women in their late seventy's maybe they were in their eighty's by then and then and they were horrified because Dr Ruth had a little she had a little chart up you know "female masturbation".

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    My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when you're in your thirties: what was once a passion and real appetite for nightlife in New York City manifests itself into other things, like entertaining at home.

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    My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

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    My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

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    My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics. It's a killer - it hurts so much. But when you walk out of there, you're like, 'I can't believe I just did that and my body looks this good.

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    My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys.

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    My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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    My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record tends to suggest that of all species that exist on the planet, it has so far been exclusively humans to whom I find myself sexually attracted. This is a good thing legally if nothing else.

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    My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

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    My students used to say, one such as Mary O'Neal, that I identified the students by their boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. That was the way I knew them and keep up with them. Mary was the girlfriend of Stokely Carmichael. She later became a fine painter of distinction and taught at the San Francisco Art Institute, and later became chairman of the Department of Art at Berkeley.

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    My world was a community ballet school, a marching band, my two sisters and my girlfriends. I played saxophone in the band and was a bit nerdy.

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    Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.

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    Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

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    Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.

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