Best 278 quotes in «thanksgiving quotes» category

If you say I'm great, thank you very much. But I know what I am. I could be better, man, you know?

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!

It is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God,. to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits , and humbly to implore his protection and favor... beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions; to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night.

It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.

Make it a habit to tell people thank you. To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return. Truly appreciate those around you, and you'll soon find many others around you. Truly appreciate life, and you'll find that you have more of it.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show!

Praise has different effects, according to the mind it meets with; it makes a wise man modest, but a fool more arrogant, turning his weak brain giddy.

My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it.

Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project.

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.

Thank you for life, and all the little ups and downs that make it worth living.

'Thank you' is the best prayer that anyone could say.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.

The joy I get from winning a major championship doesn't even compare to the feeling I get when a kid writes a letter saying: 'Thank you so much. You have changed my life.'

Thank you to all for your prayers and good wishes. It gave me the strength to persevere and warmed my heart.

There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn't have to be one of them.

There is as much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it.

There is a calmness to a life lived in gratitude, a quiet joy.

The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.

Think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flames within us.

The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say 'thank you', but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

Truly appreciate those around you, and you'll soon find many others around you.

Well, a lot of people don't know this about me, but I'm actually shy around people I don't know. I would just say with my first concert, my first tour, I didn't really talk onstage. I was like, "Thank you, I love you guys," or whatever. But now I've just kind of learned to work a crowd.

Well, there's not a day goes by when I don't get up and say thank you to somebody.

We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love.

What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give 'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause - that I can respond to.

We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'

About 94 percent of Americans prepare and serve turkey at home and most people stick to a traditional menu for the main meal: turkey with cranberry sauce, mashed white potatoes with giblet gravy, candied sweet potatoes topped with marshmallows, a cooked green vegetable dish, relishes, and a pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dessert.

Activities will include, pretending to help in the kitchen, watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and saying you're so full you're gonna throw up and then waiting ten minutes and getting more pie. Once the sun has been down for a couple of hours the Christmas season is technically upon us, so it's time for the first Harry Potter marathon of the year. Starting with film number three, because obviously, and ending with film five when the filthy casuals are allowed to go home. The hardcores can sleep at my place and in the morning we'll finish six, seven, and seven but where stuff happens. Pumpkin pie for breakfast.

When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep?

A glorious life is a life live with gratitude.

A joyful soul, gratitude

A grateful journal, joyful soul.