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    Jessica Simpson

    Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

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    All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

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    A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

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    Am I eating chicken or tuna?

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    And I'm the worst liar of all time.

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    A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

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    At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

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    Being a musician - it's easier for me to date an athlete. There's too much competition [with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star.

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    Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.

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    Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.

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    Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.

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    Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

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    Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

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    First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.

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    For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.

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    For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

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    Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

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    Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

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    How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.

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    I adore John Mayer. I don't see how anything that surrounds John could be negative.

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    I always wonder if what I'm wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear. I don't ever get ready just for myself, ever.

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    I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

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    I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.

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    I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.

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    I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.

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    I built a studio in my house so I can be with my kids. I go out to my approval meetings [for my collection] while they nap, but at least I can sing [at home] while they sleep at night.

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    I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.

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    I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.

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    I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.

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    I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

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    I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.

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    I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

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    I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

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    I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.

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    I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.

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    I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

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    I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`

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    I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

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    If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

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    I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette.

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    I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

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    I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!

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    I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

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    I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.

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    I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.

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    I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

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    I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.

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    I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.

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    Image is the most important thing about someone's career and longevity.

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    I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.