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    Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.

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    Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.

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    By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

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    Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

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    Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.

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    desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

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    Here, in L.A., trust me, there will be fireworks from the canapés right through to the desserts.

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    I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything... just don't eat the whole thing.

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    Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.

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    I balance my meals. I have never been a big dessert guy.

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    I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.

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    Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

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    I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.

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    I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.

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    Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.

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    I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.

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    If this was adulthood the only improvement she could detect in her situation was that she could now eat dessert without eating her vegetables.

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    I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.

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    I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.

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    It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

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    If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

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    I never met a chocolate I could not eat.

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    I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

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    I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really.

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    It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

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    Keep rockin', and keep knockin' Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin' You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter So what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?

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    Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

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    Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.

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    Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.

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    Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

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    My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

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    Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

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    There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

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    The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without haying sampled the vegetables.

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    The Honey is sweet, but the Bee has a Sting.

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    Time-wasting activities are the dessert. Oftentimes discoveries are made through the back door.

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    Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.

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    UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.

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    Victory is very, very sweet. It tastes better than any dessert you've ever had.

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    We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.

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    While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.

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    Walt's idea was that - as soon as the people who were dining got through their main course. They were supposed to all be seated, served at the same time, when they got into the dessert.

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    With the exception of dessert, food is food.

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    You don't just change your whole life in one big step. It's the small things you do every day that pull over to the big things, like taking yourself out for coffee and eating a really good dessert when you're depressed could be the start to living a fulfilled life.

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    Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.

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    Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

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    A few days before the club, Stevie and Erin produced the wares of their dumpster dives. New potatoes, udon noodles, shiitake mushrooms, raspberry doughnuts, baked meringues, feta cheese, frozen peas, farfalle pasta, tomato puree, tinned salmon, plus a load of day-old radishes. "The most important part of any dumpster dive," Erin said, moving her hand expansively over the food, "is showing off what you have found." I processed the food as she'd taught me: cleaning the packaging with diluted bleach and soaking the vegetables in a vinegar-water solution. In the large chrome restaurant kitchen, I spread it all out across the counter and thought about what I'd make. We had bought just one extra ingredient: enormous cuts of T-bone steak. We thought red meat should be a prerequisite for all Supper Clubs. An element of spontaneity had also been agreed on, with no set menu, no dietary requirements- just eat whatever's in front of you and be sure to eat it all. The plan was to spend all night at the restaurant, waiting hours between courses. I made grilled potatoes and spiced salmon for the first course. I roasted radishes and topped them with crumbled feta for the second. Cold noodle salad with shiitake mushrooms and peas for the third, and T-bone steaks cooked rare, with a side of garlic-tomato pasta, for the main course. For dessert I made a strange sort of Eton mess, with chunks of torn doughnuts and smashed meringue covered in cream and sugar.

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    A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with no heart.

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    And when all of the flourless chocolate cakes & chocolate mousse or ganache cakes have come and gone, there will still be nothing like a fudgy brownie, dry & crackled on top, moist & dense within, with a glass of cold milk.

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    Death is a poison parsley on a dessert wine.