Best 220 quotes in «cheese quotes» category

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

Me and my friend Ioan Gruffudd are like chalk and cheese when it comes to clothes. He lives for his clothes and has an amazing wardrobe. If we're going out I'll turn up at his house and say, 'I haven't got anything to wear,' and he'll tut and sigh and then lend me something swanky.

My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.

Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.

Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet - the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up!

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.

One can unite the French only under the threat of danger. One cannot simply bring together a nation that produces 265 kinds of cheese.

One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there’s the kissing.

Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working.

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.

People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food.

Photography is like making cheese. It takes a hell of a lot of milk to make a small amount of cheese just like it takes a hell of a lot of photos to get a good one.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.

Southern barbecue is the closest thing we have in the US to Europe’s wines or cheeses; drive a hundred miles and the barbecue changes.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.

Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

The cheese and wine party has the form of friendship without the warmth and devotion. It is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en mass, or for making overtures towards more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

St. Louis has a lot of weird food customs that you don't see other places - and a lot of great ethnic neighborhoods. There's a German neighborhood. A great old school Italian neighborhood, with toasted ravioli, which seems to be a St. Louis tradition. And they love provolone cheese in St. Louis.

The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get.

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!

The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate

The misers cheese is wholesomest

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic.

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

To help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese.

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

This concept could easily have gone awry. Stories about love tend to go that way sometimes. They wander into the realm of cheese and never return, which I think is a shame, because there is a way to write about romantic love without breaking out the Velveeta.