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    I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.

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    I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

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    I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.

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    I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

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    I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

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    I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

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    I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20.

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    I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.

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    I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

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    I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

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    I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.

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    I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.

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    I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.

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    I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.

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    I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

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    I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?

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    I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.

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    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

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    I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it.

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    I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years.

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    I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.

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    I feel more mature than most people my age.

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    I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.

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    I feel like women are asked their age more than men.

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    If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?

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    If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

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    If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun.

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    If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived.

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    I first learned that there were black people living in some place called other than the United States in the western hemisphere when I was a very little boy, and my father told me that when he was a boy about my age, he wanted to be an Episcopal priest, because he so admired his priest, a black man from someplace called Haiti.

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    If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

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    If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day

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    If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.

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    If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

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    If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it.

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    If you age with somebody, you go through so many roles - you're lovers, friends, enemies, colleagues, strangers; you're brother and sister. That's what intimacy is, if you're with your soulmate.

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    If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!

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    If you have nothing to say for yourself then kindly keep your mouth shut!

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    If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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    If repression has indeed been the fundamental link between power, knowledge, and sexuality since the classical age, it stands to reason that we will not be able to free ourselves from it except at a considerable cost.

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    If you read back in the Bible, the letter of the apostle Paul to the church of Thessalonia, he said that in the latter days before the end of the age that the Earth would be caught up in what he called the birth pangs of a new order.

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    If you've got to my age, you've probably had your heart broken many times. So it's not that difficult to unpack a bit of grief from some little corner of your heart and cry over it.

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    If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.

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    If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

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    I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

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    I get all fired up about aging in America.

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    If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

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    I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.

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    I grew up on the golden age of children's TV.

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    If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

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    If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.