Best 3 quotes of David Reuben on MyQuotes

A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to steady it, otherwise, they will go to the bottom together.

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.

The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health.